Did You Ever Notice? (Norman Costa)
Did you ever notice how he could uncover conspiracies like the placement of soap dishes in a shower so that the water spray would hasten its disappearance?
Why is it that he could get me to stay for all of "60 Minutes" so I could listen to his complaining?
How come he was the only writer to notice that the coffee in a coffee can weighs less and less while the can stays the same size?
I guess it's one of those mysteries of the universe that scientists keep telling us about. If you ask me, I think it's the scientists that are the mysterious ones.
Good bye, Andy Rooney.
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