I Did Not Attend the Funeral, But I Sent a Nice Letter Saying I Approved of It
- Mark Twain
If you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox
- Christopher Hitchens ( about Jerry Falwell)
Good! Fuck him. I couldn’t be happier that he’s dead.
- Matt Taibbi (about Andrew Breitbart)
LOL, Fuck Muamba. He's dead.
- Liam Stacey (Twittering about a footballer who had a heart attack [*])
One of these men is going to prison. Lessons, for if you want to say something awful:
- Try to be famous first
- Eschew twitter in favor of traditional media like TV or print
- The racial optics really matter
- Stay as far away from Britain as possible